hot hot hot friday five

RevGals Meme ...
Many areas of the United States are having a heat wave. Global warming, anyone? Look on the bright side of melting glaciers and enviro-destruction by taking a crack at the Friday Five:

1. What's the high temperature today where you are?

Wowzers ... it's supposed to be 90. But who know's what the heat index (that's the "feels like" temperature) is going to be

2. Favorite way(s) to beat the heat.

Is there anything besides air conditioning?

3. "It's not the heat, it's the humidity." Evaluate this statement.

Humidity sucks the life and oxygen out of everything. Here's how it works. Hydrogen comes sashaying along wearing sexy perfume and a lowcut dress. She sweet talks Oxygen into a romantic night on the town. Before you know it they've run off to Vegas for quickie marriage and just-our-luck it lasts. Since there are 2 Hydrogens for every Oxygen we have to assume they are into polygamy! Humidity is actually a sin.

4. Discuss one or more of the following: sauna, hot tub, sweat lodge, warm-stone massage.

Saunas are wonderful, awesome inventions ... the only exception being when you step out your front door and find that the entire out of doors has been turned into a sauna. Then ... they stink. Saunas are especially wonderful after a swim in the winter. Hot tubs are equally wonderful inventions.

5. Hottest you've ever been in your life

102 ... I think.

Or maybe it was when I used to go out clubbing with my friends ... I was pretty hot back then.

Non-temperature related bonus: In your opinion... who's hot? Johnny Depp ... ummm hm.