Who Won?

LightBoy was invited to a hockey game yesterday. Our friends from Canada are devoted fans. They get tickets every year to Washington Capitals games when the Caps play Canadian teams. They had an extra ticket yesterday and offered to take LightBoy with them. He was very excited. They picked him up at the appointed time and off they went. Upon his return, he burst through door waving a piece of paper and yelling, "Look what I won." He had a gift certificate for free Chipotle's burrito. He could barely contain his excitement. Then we asked, "So who won?" His reply: "I did. I won a free burrito."


Long pause as we bite the insides of our cheeks to keep from laughing out loud.

"No, honey, who won the hockey game?"

"Oh ..... that. ... I dunno."